too funny not to post....sorry men.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a liquid storage facility.
2. He is not a bad dancer - He is overly caucasian.
3. He does not get lost all the time - He investigates alternatives.
4. He is not balding - He has follicle regression.
5. He is not a dirty old man - He is prefers generationally differential relationships.
6. He does not get falling-down drunk - He becomes accidentally horizontal.
7. He is not scratching his ass - he has developed rectal/cranial inversion.
8. He is not a chauvinist pig - he has swine empathy.
9. He is not afraid of commitment - he is monogamy challenged.
10. He does not have a small willie - He is genitally defficient.