http://www.makepovertyhistory.org What the hell happened.....What did I miss?: too funny not to post....sorry men.

What the hell happened.....What did I miss?

if you want to know whats deep inside my mind...feel free to wonder around in there. reach me at: workman.sun@gmail.com on yahoo messenger: sunny_workman

Saturday, August 13, 2005

too funny not to post....sorry men.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


  1. He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a liquid storage facility.
  2. He is not a bad dancer - He is overly caucasian.
  3. He does not get lost all the time - He investigates alternatives.
  4. He is not balding - He has follicle regression.
  5. He is not a dirty old man - He is prefers generationally differential relationships.
  6. He does not get falling-down drunk - He becomes accidentally horizontal.
  7. He is not scratching his ass - he has developed rectal/cranial inversion.
  8. He is not a chauvinist pig - he has swine empathy.
  9. He is not afraid of commitment - he is monogamy challenged.
  10. He does not have a small willie - He is genitally defficient.

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