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What the hell happened.....What did I miss?

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

10 Things to Ponder.....


10. Life is Sexually Transmitted
09. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
08. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horney. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!!

07. Give a person fish, and you can feed them for a day; teach a person how to use the internet, and they won't bother you for weeks
06. Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs
05. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, laying in the hospital dying of nothing

04. All of us could learn a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
03. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, but a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents

02. In the 60's people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.
01. How is it that we know where one cow with mad-cow disease is, among millions and millions of cows; but we have no idea where thousands and thousands of terrorist and illegal immigrants are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in Charge of That.

1 Comments:

  • At 8:51 PM, Blogger Michaela said…

    Hey, Love the list of things to ponder. Unfortunately it's all true. I really like your blog and hope you don't mind if I link it on my blog.

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