been a long time since i had something to write about....

Hey all,
Haven't posted in a long time I know, but its been a very busy time for me. Working lots of hours, which is awesome. I love my job, and 99.5 % of my co-workers, tee hee hee!! Christmas was a very busy time. Emmy got lots of presents of course. I don't even thing she has played with them all yet. Marty and I broke up for good, but we are still friends. I went through alot this year, but I believe that 2006 will more than make up for it. I will probably post some new picks soon. I may have to come back on late and write more.... my head hurts.

Not much happening at press time.....

<------wonder what he is gonna be for halloween?


Well here is an update for those of you who so anxiously await hearing about my life... Emmy is doing fabulous, and talking up a storm. She has such good manners on her, I wonder where she got them from. She is also getting better at potty training. Covered Bridge came and went this year, and it was fun. Got some good deals. Homecoming also came.....that wasn't as fun as it used to be....when i was a drunk!!! Marty and I are getting along good. Thats pretty much all I'm gonna say about that as there is someone who has been reading my blog who is interested in him I think. Work is going good, though I wish we were busier. Well thats about it for now.....like i said...not a whole lot going on right now.


ps.....why on earth would someone want to steal a pumpkin that the squirrels have half eaten?
Well Happy Halloween Everyone....

long time no posts....

its been a bit since my last post. some of you who visit often may have noticed i deleted a few of my previous posts....something i felt i needed to do for the sake of moving forward. been working my butt off, literally!! and emmy and i have both had a bit of stomach flu. my grandparents from AZ came to visit us, and that was nice. my mom is going to visit my dad this weekend in wisconsin. its good for her to get away sometimes i think. Bought both the new David Gray album life in slow motion, and Fiona Apples Extraordinary Machine....absolutely awesome both of them. I highly recommend getting them.

10 Reasons to Stay Positive.

now playing: MORRISSEY: THE MORE YOU IGNORE ME

1. Emerson Grace Workman
2. Work
3. Parents that still love me even though I'm messed up
4. Medication
5. Emmy
6. 
   
7. Libby Cliff and the Pheob's
8. Deep down somewhere, I know I'm a totally AWESOME person
9. South Park and Family Guy
10. ........hhhmmmm, something so great as to be named at a later date!!!

Those of you who know me, or think you do, this list might make a little sense. If it doesn't, well thats just me for ya!! I'm going on 30 years old this year, and I'm hoping and praying that the 30th year is the year that it all will come together for me. Love, Life and Success are bound to come around this year. I live with Bi-Polar disorder. And my life can be crazy difficult sometimes, especially when I am not handling things the way I should. I am dedicating my 30th year to being a better Mother, Daughter, Friend, Girlfriend, Employee, Teacher, Student, and all around Super Fabulous Silly Nilly Willy!! I want to smile brighter, laugh louder, hug harder, kiss more passionatly, love deeper, stay longer, be kinder, be gentler, be supportive, be courageous, and most of all be smarter than I ever have been. Plus I'd like to be about 25 lbs lighter.....:)

So keep up with this blog, and see what happens. It should be very interesting and never boring......

NEVER FORGET !!

SEPTEMBER 11, 2001

Major Bush Disasters Come in Alphabetical Order

A BIG SHOUT OUT!!

Want to say hey to all the guys and girls in the "Killed the Sixties" yahoo discussion group. I can't wait until the next interesting conversation starts. And your all very informative when it comes to crime and punishment. Hope someday to meet you all!!!

a love letter, of sorts....lol

To those who post comments anonymously, and then leave a rude comment....this is for you:

Real Human Tragedy

What do we do when something like Hurricane Katrina happens? Where do you even begin to understand the toll it will eventually take to clean up, bury the dead, and rebuild? Its so sad....too sad. And now they have to deal with looters....come one people, I can understand taking some food and water, but playstations, and t.v.'s? Thats sick to me. Taking advantage of others in a time of great destruction is absolutely disgusting. And will other countries offer to help us as we have so often offered and given help to those that have been destoyed by acts of GOD or acts of WAR. Probably not, as Americans we've always depended on ourselves to pick up and dust off and start all over again. Thats one of the things I love about this country, that minus the small few who think only of themselves, when faced with something like this, we truly band together and show the world how its done!!!

Who I'm Listening to Right Now.

The songs I'm listening to right now are kinda sad....
some of you know why......

1. We belong together-Mariah Carey
2. My favorite mistake-Sheryl Crow
3. Burn-Usher
4. Love Ridden-Fiona Apple
5. Never is a promise-Fiona Apple
6. I know-Fiona Apple
7. This years love-David Gray
8. The Blowers Daugher-Damien Rice
9. Breakdown-Mariah Carey ft. bone thugs in harmony
10. I miss you-Blink 182
11. The reason-Hoobastank
12. The Scientist-Coldplay
13. Tell Her-Del Amitri
14. You and I both -Jason Mraz
15. You'll Think of Me-Keith Urban
16. Look What You Have Done-Jet
17. Pavement Cracks-Annie Lennox
18. The Space Between-Dave Mathews Band

Our Trip to the Zoo....

We went to the Zoo yesterday. It rained all day long....I think that made it a little bit more of an adventure. But towards the end, I was definetly tired of being rained on....and ready to go home. We went with Libby, Cliff, Pheobe, Libby's mom Brenda, her dad Chris, and her brothers fiance Chandra and her daughter Marissa. We got to see the elephants, which I loved, and some beautiful wallrus and sea lions. Emerson got to pet a goat and a sow, and we saw a pigmy goat start having her baby. Hopefully we can go again on a sunny day.

Who I'm Listening to Right Now.

• Coldplay -x&y
• Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Maching (look for tracks online, until its release on October 4th)
• Bob Dylan - Hurricane
• David Gray - White Ladder
• Stevie Wonder - The essential collection
• John Mellencamp - Words and Music (greatest hits)
• Pearl Jam -VS. (a truly underated album by them)
• Piece of Shit Car - Adam Sandler
• Johnny Cash - I walk the line
• Barenaked Ladies - What a good boy
• James - Laid
• Jay-Z - 99 problems (and a bitch ain't one!!)
• Tonic - Sugar
• Modest Mouse - Float On
• Prince - 1999 (the badest Mother F#$%er)
• Carol King - Tapestry
• Steve Miller Band - Greatest Hits
• Ben Folds - Songs for Silverman
• Eminem - I am whatever you say I am
• Radiohead - The Bends
• Brenda Russel - Piano in the dark
• Dave Mathews Band - American Baby
• Not sure who sings it - Escape: The Pina Colada Song
• Earth Wind and Fire - September
• Depeche Mode - People are People
• Nelly Furtado - Shit on the Radio
• ..... I hope you like my choices in music. If not, then you suck anyway!!! Just Kidding!!!

Funeral Blues

This is one of my favorite poems. You may have heard it in the movie Four Weddings and a Funeral, spoken beautifully by John Hannah. Its by W.H. Auden

Funeral Blues

Stop all the clocks, cut off the phone,
Prevent the dog from barking for a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let airplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling in the sky the message he is dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my north, my south, my east and west,
My working week, and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song,
I thought that love would last forever; I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now, put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean, and sweep up the wood,
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

My new Whip....tee hee hee

Emmy got a new ride...so did I...Check out Chester...he is my super charged cow. The flames are lickin' him like the devil....plus its cheap on gas, as Chester here produces his own methane!!! Wouldn't it be fabulous if they figured out a way to make gas outta dung....I think thats something scientist oughta work on.

I'm expecting lots of flowers, and casseroles.....

This supposedly is how long I have to live. I hopI'm not sure April 12th is gonna work for me...but just in case...clear your calendars.
http://www.deathclock.com/view_pdc.cfm?name=Sunny%20Workman&db=12/23/1975&s=f

Kinda interesting if you don't take it too seriously.

On The Road Again

Emerson is driving now. Mom got her a purple Power Wheels, Barbie Jeep. The thing is huge, and I have no idea where I'm gonna keep it at. But Emmy loves it, and thats all that really matters. Here is a picture of her driving down our sidewalk. She drives like a maniac, so she should fit in well on the streets of Terre Haute. It also plays some really crappy Barbie music that as already gotten on my nerves, after one day. Well thats kids toys for ya. I'm not sure its all that fair that Emersons car is nicer than mine. What do you all think?

Was just thinkin....(dangerous, I know)

People I am sick of looking at:
Brittany Spears (did she ever actually "take a break")
Paris Hilton (Nicole Richie is soooo much prettier!!)
Lindsey Lohan (I liked her better when she had red hair)
Jude Law (He was like in every movie last year, and he is a wanker)
Nicole Kidman (always looks so serious and sour)
Rosie O'donald (she has lost her mind)
Oprah Winfrey (who the hell does that lady think she is, and why should we care)
Colin Farell (he isn't even good looking)
MTV (except for pimp my ride, xibit rocks)
Raphael Palmero (thanks for ruining baseball dick head)
Brad Pitt (its all his fault...don't blame Angelina)
Kevin Federline (trailer trash comes to town)
Michael Jackson (need i really go there....)
Michael Jackson's Family (I feel bad for any kid named jermajesty, thats just not right)
Bobby and Whitney (if i was Bobbi Kristina, I would file for emancipation ASAP!!)
I think thats it for now....but I am sure there will be more!!

People I can't wait to see again:
Yoda (uh, he is a freakin Jedi!!)
Steve Correll (just a funny little man)
Kyra Sedgwick (the closer is just a cool show, catch it on Mondays)
Family Plots (thats a good show too)
Andy Roddick (soooo hot, want to touch the hiney!!)
David Gray (new album coming out soon!!)
Fiona Apple (sony/bmg...you suck!!)
BOSTON REDSOX (uh, i'm totally in love with them)
Coldplay (just really great musicians and song writers)
Jon Stewart (he cracks my silly ass up)

too funny not to post....sorry men.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a liquid storage facility.
2. He is not a bad dancer - He is overly caucasian.
3. He does not get lost all the time - He investigates alternatives.
4. He is not balding - He has follicle regression.
5. He is not a dirty old man - He is prefers generationally differential relationships.
6. He does not get falling-down drunk - He becomes accidentally horizontal.
7. He is not scratching his ass - he has developed rectal/cranial inversion.
8. He is not a chauvinist pig - he has swine empathy.
9. He is not afraid of commitment - he is monogamy challenged.
10. He does not have a small willie - He is genitally defficient.

a 1000 beautiful things....

sitting here listening to annie lennox (a true goddess of music) and i thought i would share a favorite song of mine;

everday i write the reasons why i still believe they do exist (a thousand beautiful things)
and even though its hard to see the glass is full and not half empty (a thousand beautiful things)
so...light me up like the sun, to cool down with your rain
i never want to close my eyes again, never close my eyes, never gonna close my eyes

i thank you for the air to breath, the heart to beat, the eyes to see again (a thousand beautiful things)
and all the things thats been and done, the battles won, the good and bad in everyone (this is mine to remember)
so...here i go again, singing by your window, picking up the pieces of whats left to find

the world was meant for you and me to figure out our destiny (a thousand beautiful things)
to live, to die, to breath, to sleep, to try to make your life complete
so...light me up like the sun, to cool down with your rain, i never want to close my eyes again, never gonna close my eyes

that is everything i have to say (thats all i have to say)

Annie Lennox
A 1000 Beautiful Things
Bare, 2003

God Loves Red Sox Fans!!!

THE BOSTON REDSOX ARE MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM...HELL, THEY ARE MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM. I WATCHED THEM KICK THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF THEM FOR SEVERAL YEARS, BEFORE MY DREAMS FINALLY CAME TRUE, AND THEY WON THE 2004 WORLD SERIES...AND IT WAS ONLY MADE SWEETER BY THE FACT THAT BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE YANKEES TO GET THERE...AND MADE A JOKE OUT OF THE CARDINALS TO WIN IT. NOW I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THE CARDS, IN FACT I LIKE THEM, AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T PLAYING MY RED SOX. THE TRUE ENEMY OF A RED SOX FAN IS THE YANKEE FAN!! I HATE THE YANKEES. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COUNT THE WAYS. I'M NOT SURE IF MY BOYS CAN PULL ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP OUT AGAIN THIS YEAR, AND I CAN LIVE WITH THAT....AS LONG AS THE YANKEES DON'T GO AGAIN EITHER....I WISH BRONSON ARROYO WOULD GET A HAIR CUT AND MATT CLEMENT WOULD SHAVE THAT WACKED OUT FACIAL HAIR.....MANNY, YOUR OK BY ME....PAPPI I LOVE YOU, WELLS, YOUR GROWING ON ME...JONNY, YOU COULD USE A HAIR CUT TOO, AND THE REST OF YOU....LOVE YA!!!




JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU: THE NIGHT THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES WAS THE NIGHT OF MINE AND MARTYS FIRST DATE. OCTOBER 27TH

This Just In.......

Is it only me, or has Jack Osborne become QUITE the young hottie!!!!! I just saw a picture of him...DAMN!! He has lost alot of weight, and been working out.....mmm mmm mmm!!!

Listen to your body, poop on the potty!!!

The misadventures of Potty Training, Volume 1

My 2 year old daughter Emerson is potty training. She likes to sit on the potty, likes to pull her diaper off, likes to wipe.....the only thing missing is the actual poop or piss in the pot!! This frustrates me for a few reason, one of which is I have to usually sit on the "big people" toilet while she sits and gets up, and sits and gets up, and this goes on for about 30 minutes. Now, my kids is very smart, and I know she understands what to do in the potty. But I have discovered that it is more important to her to make mommy spaz out. The other thing is, everytime we go sit on the potty, we have to put a new diaper or pull-up on. This has become a little expensive, as Emmy's little tushie is sensitive and she can only wear huggies. Toilet paper has become a commodity in my house too. I've had to start hiding it on the shelf above the toilet or else next time I go in there to drop a deuce.....I might get a little surprise. Emerson is a champion pooper, she can make grown men blush. All I want for Christmas, is my baby girl to poop and pee in the potty!!! Are you listening Santa, cause if not, I'm sending a first class shit rag straight to you, pal!!!!

Talk about Human Vomit!!

Ok, curiosity got the better of me. Normally I would never go to a web site that advocates for either, people against the death penalty, or Scott Peterson. But I had heard that Scott the Snot had a blog that was maintianed by the Canadian Coalition Agains Capital Punishment or someother hoo haa name like that. GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK!!!!! Number one, Scott Peterson is as guilty as I am a smart ass!! And how dare he use pictures of himself and Laci to promote his so called innocence. When I see those pictures, all I can thi nk of is how Laci held so much promise in her marriage, and Scott was probably thinking about the next woman he was gonna cheat on her with. Number two, what business is it of the Canadians to tell us what we should do with our convicted murderers? We don't tell them how to cook their bacon, so they shouldn't be telling us how to cook ours. The whole Peterson Family makes me want to barf!! Scott can Rott....hehehe that rhymes....right next to Richard Ramirez, That peice of shit Paul Westerfield, and whomever else is hanging out there...too bad ol' Charlie Manson got sent to Corchran!!!

PS..I am disturbed at the amount of media the Natalee Holloway Case has recieved, and why the news has chosen to let up on the cases of Lataoyia Figeuroa, who was 5 months pregnant, and Evelyn Hernandez, who also was pregnant and found decapitated, the same time as Laci Peterson went missing. Natalee Holloways case is tragic, but how is it more important than that of a pregnant mother? What really gets me is the news reports on this oversight, but still does nothing to bring as much attention to the missing person cases of minorities. God I thought we lived in a more enlightened age. What a doofus I am, huh?

10 Things to Ponder.....

10. Life is Sexually Transmitted
09. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
08. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horney. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!!
07. Give a person fish, and you can feed them for a day; teach a person how to use the internet, and they won't bother you for weeks
06. Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs
05. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, laying in the hospital dying of nothing
04. All of us could learn a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
03. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, but a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents
02. In the 60's people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.
01. How is it that we know where one cow with mad-cow disease is, among millions and millions of cows; but we have no idea where thousands and thousands of terrorist and illegal immigrants are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in Charge of That.

Blippidy Bloo Blah Blay......

So many things are going on lately. My mind is just swirling with things. I just could go nuts. Things are still up in the air with Marty, which frustrates the piss out of me. Emmy is going through the terrible two's, which on its own could make me go nutty. My car is on its last leg. Any moment now, it will croak. Its hot!! Traffic sucks, I can't lose any weight, I'm broke...have I forgotten anything? Probably, but I will just save that for another bitch session!!!

GET YOUR RELIGION ON!!

I'm not a super religious person, I believe in GOD and JESUS. But I don't believe in alot of the hype that surrounds alot of our more popular religions. Especially Church. If you want to go to Church, then feel free, I on the other hand, don't believe that THE LORD hears me less if I pray and ask for forgiveness from the comfort of my own home. Maybe I'm not comfortable around large groups of people. Maybe I don't want to feel like a hypocrite, and be like some of those people that only find religion on Sunday, and then head on over to the IHOP!! Anyway, I believe that God put us on this earth to do with it what we will, hoping that the better parts of our nature might take over, and with that in mind he has placed all sorts of different obstacles in our way, that test us. Sometimes we pass and sometimes we fail...but as long as we respect the laws of GOD, and ask for forgiveness, he will love us anyway. Remember, here we must live by the rules of GOD and MAN, but once we leave this earth, there will be one final judgement put apon us.....will you be comfortable with what you've done with your life?

Something Funny I saw today...

I saw a bumper sticker today that read: Kids in the front seat of cars cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids!! I thaught that was funny. I am always on the look out for original bumper stickers, ones that aren't like everyother one out there. If any of you guys know of any funny ones....please pass em on.

A different kind of anniversary

As a lover of true crime, I am reminded that today marks the 36th anniversary of The Tate/Labianca Murders, otherwise known as Helter Skelter. If any of you are interested in knowing a little more about these crimes, as well as the victims, and the murderers...please visit . There are some graphic photos, so be warned. But there is also alot of insight into what took place there. Check it out all you hip cats. http://users.adelphia.net/~mansonmurders/

Wish List....

Check out my wish list....go to view my profile...I've been pretty good this year....

Highlights From My Day

1. Sniffed my fingers, while waiting in line at Wal-Mart.

2. Began writing the great american novel: The Segregation of White & Dark Chocolates.

3. After further reveiw of the saying, "pimpin ain't easy", decided that was total bullshit. That has to be the easiest job in the world.

4. Continue to wait patiently until an episode of Iron Chef, where the chefs are only allowed to use and easy bake oven.

5. Yelled "MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED" after bending over to tie my shoe at the bank.

6. Set a new goal of writing a book, which can only be judged by its cover alone.

7. Unsuccessfully attempted to break my all time record for sitting on the couch.

8. Trying to get on MTV's Made....I want to learn how to make someone my prison bitch.

9. Heard a lady at Subway ask the "Sandwich Artist" how big the 6" sub was.

10. Thought about starting a competitive Rock, Paper, Scissors League.

The pimple from hell

As if my week hasn't been horrible enough...I seem to have developed a tumor of a pimple on my forehead. It has taken on a life of its own. I would name it, but then I think I would have to buy it toys, pet it and feed it. There might even be a small family of evil fairies in living in there....as it has changed shape a few times. Should I be worried?

I Was Robbed......AGAIN!!!

Ok....this has got to be some kinda bad karma or something. I must have been reeeeally bad in a previous life. My radio was stolen out of my car AGAIN last night. Second time in about a month. At least this time they had to put some effort into it and actually break in my car. I mean do the people in this town thing that I have lots of money, and I'm just faking it, driving my 90 honda accord. I do live in Terre Haute, Indiana, and people around here will steal anything that isn't bolted down. And sometimes they even put forth the extra effort, and steal it anyway. Or maybe I'm just not supposed to have music in my car.

Friends.....

I love you Libby and Cliff. You guys are true friends. And you make me wanna puke!!! :)

RED SOX NATION

Make sure you all cheer for my Red Sox tonight. I hope Wells doesn't blow it like Arroyo did last night....that dip!!!

this one is titled, boredom.

i am bored.....

isn't she lovely?

This is Emerson. She is a total ham. I love her so much.

starting over.....

i decided that this was a better place to post my blog....the other site was not very user friendly. and as everyone knows.....i get frustrated real easy!!